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The first End of the World of the year! (Try saying...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab5b128a302b259cba260e6ae3583f1b/tumblr_mgdv6kDYVn1rc4fg0o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Garfunkel and Oates!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec8b23bf6db6b88384435d4e8637495b/tumblr_mgdv6kDYVn1rc4fg0o4_r3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Giulia Rozzi!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2752bb454e650056004f72264392e172/tumblr_mgdv6kDYVn1rc4fg0o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Josh Fadem!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80d2528871764ce7a363b35de156d973/tumblr_mgdv6kDYVn1rc4fg0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Whitmer Thomas!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/439cc83b5799be30cf1afad9e36788c5/tumblr_mgdv6kDYVn1rc4fg0o2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Barbara Gray!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a54c91dc923051c14ca0a49f3798f393/tumblr_mgdv6kDYVn1rc4fg0o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; David Cope!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eotwshow.tumblr.com/post/40130883328/the-first-end-of-the-world-of-the-year-try"&gt;eotwshow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="fsl"&gt;The first End of the World of the year!&lt;br/&gt; (Try saying that three times fast!)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; We’re back and better than ever, ready to take on 2013 with relentless silliness and probably lots of “f” words.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Celebrate the (eventual) apocalypse with your favorite comedians such as:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Garfunkel and Oates&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Josh Fadem&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; David Cope&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Barbara Gray &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Giulia Rozzi&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Whitmer Thomas&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; End of the World is at the Lyric Hyperion Cafe and Theater&lt;br/&gt; 2106 Hyperion Ave., Los Angeles, California 90027&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Show starts at 10pm and is totally Free! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; End of the World Show is brought to you by Neel Nanda, Brodie Reed, Monika Scott and Ben Bizuneh.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/341820742591427/"&gt;Let us know you’re coming!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/40131637240</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/40131637240</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:20:29 -0800</pubDate><category>eotwshow</category></item><item><title>eotwshow:

Yes Yes Y’all…Lineup is set.  Show will be great. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnq16nZPO1rc4fg0o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnq16nZPO1rc4fg0o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnq16nZPO1rc4fg0o3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnq16nZPO1rc4fg0o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnq16nZPO1rc4fg0o5_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eotwshow.tumblr.com/post/35946818101/yes-yes-yall-lineup-is-set-show-will-be-great"&gt;eotwshow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes Yes Y’all…Lineup is set.  Show will be great.  Good times will be had by all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/434887083226691/?ref=ts&amp;fref=ts"&gt;RSVP HERE!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/36078853493</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/36078853493</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 11:25:06 -0800</pubDate><category>eotwshow</category><category>ari schaffir</category><category>andrew lopez</category><category>hampton yount</category><category>johnny pemberton</category><category>lauren ashley bishop</category></item><item><title>I understand that it’s kind of tacky to promote videos of...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/62MXhbVGOr4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I understand that it’s kind of tacky to promote videos of yourself. That said, my set last night was the longest I’ve ever done. Though not perfect, I told a lot of jokes that I wrote in the past week or two and after re-watching this video I feel like I’m finally finding my voice. I’m proud of that and just wanted to share, blemishes and all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/35075139211</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/35075139211</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 13:05:54 -0800</pubDate><category>brodie reed</category><category>stand up comedy</category><category>ice house pasadena</category></item><item><title>Channel 101: Oh, Shit! - Episode 10</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.channel101.com/episode/1329"&gt;Channel 101: Oh, Shit! - Episode 10&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I really teared up watching the finale of Oh Shit! Definitely my favorite Channel 101 series. If you’ve got an hour and want to do yourself a huge favor, watch this hilariously subversive series!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/34581360067</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/34581360067</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 12:31:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>When I cut my hair, I’m bringing this back.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g8ffzI2czHs?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When I cut my hair, I’m bringing this back.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/34121995858</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/34121995858</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 15:10:26 -0700</pubDate><category>frederick douglass</category><category>afro sheen</category></item><item><title>eotwshow:

So far so GREAT!  The lineup for the next End of the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc25qhzF1i1rc4fg0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc25qhzF1i1rc4fg0o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc25qhzF1i1rc4fg0o3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc25qhzF1i1rc4fg0o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eotwshow.tumblr.com/post/33796273880/so-far-so-great-the-lineup-for-the-next-end-of"&gt;eotwshow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So far so GREAT!  The lineup for the next End of the World show is lookin’ mighty fine.  More performers TBA! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hilarious jokes from&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Walsh Brothers&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Will Weldon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Luke Jensen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maronzio Vance&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More TBA soon…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As always the End of the World Show happens on Friday (10/26) at 10pm at the&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lyric Hyperion Theater and Cafe&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2106 Hyperion Avenue  Los Angeles, CA 90027&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;See ya all there next Friday!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/33828215507</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/33828215507</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 01:45:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>eotwshow:

Gather ‘round gang, listen up. Summer’s almost over,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ftosBsgR1rc4fg0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Jerrod Carmichael&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ftosBsgR1rc4fg0o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Michelle Buteau&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ftosBsgR1rc4fg0o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Pedro Salinas&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ftosBsgR1rc4fg0o4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Pedro Salinas&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ftosBsgR1rc4fg0o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Jordan Morris&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ftosBsgR1rc4fg0o6_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Eric Andre&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eotwshow.tumblr.com/post/30347680213/gather-round-gang-listen-up-summers-almost"&gt;eotwshow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Gather ‘round gang, listen up. Summer’s almost over, we’ve got one last shot to save the community center or else all the at-risk orphans won’t have any after school programs to keep them clean from streets and out of the drugs. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Here’s the plan: &lt;br/&gt; We’ll invite all our favorite comedians to the Lyric-Hyperion Café on Friday, August 31st and bring back The End of The World Show!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; We’ll get professional grade jokes from:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Eric Andre&lt;br/&gt; Jerrod Carmichael&lt;br/&gt; Jordan Morris&lt;br/&gt; Jesse Case&lt;br/&gt; Michelle Buteau&lt;br/&gt; Pedro Salinas&lt;br/&gt; Joe Bowling&lt;br/&gt; Neel Nanda&lt;br/&gt; Monika Scott&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Hosted by Ben Bizuneh &amp; Brodie Reed&lt;br/&gt; Donate what you can, let’s save those orphans!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Show starts at 10pm sharp!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/30589513365</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/30589513365</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2012 08:38:27 -0700</pubDate><category>Monika Scott Neel Nanda Ben Bizuneh Brodie Reed Joe Bowling Eric Andre Jerrod Carmichael Jordan Morris Jesse Case Michelle Buteau Pedro ...</category></item><item><title>eotwshow:

Lineup announced!! @julesmccools is going to make it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m879gyOJD41rc4fg0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eotwshow.tumblr.com/post/28654138105/lineup-announced-julesmccools-is-going-to-make"&gt;eotwshow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lineup announced!! @julesmccools is going to make it happen! (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagram.com"&gt;Instagram&lt;/a&gt; at Lyric-Hyperion Theater Café)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Number 2 y’all!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/28925588031</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/28925588031</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2012 12:47:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I have a small cult following among the chair community.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JQ4aYzyJO7U?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have a small cult following among the chair community.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/28574221861</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/28574221861</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 13:02:00 -0700</pubDate><category>brodiereed</category><category>standup</category><category>comedy</category><category>openmic</category></item><item><title>"There’s a trick to being whatever you want to be in life. 

It starts with the simple belief that..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;There’s a trick to being whatever you want to be in life. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It starts with the simple belief that you are what or who you say you are. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It starts, like all faiths, with a belief - a belief predicated more on whimsy than reality. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And you’ve gotta believe for everybody else, too - until you can show them proof. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you’re lucky, someone starts believing with you - first theoretically, then in practice. And two people believing are the start of a congregation. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You build a congregation of believers and eventually you set out to craft a cathedral. Sometimes it’s just a church; sometimes it turns out to be a chapel. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Folks who don’t build churches will try to tell you how you’re doing it wrong, even as your steeple breaks the clouds. Never listen.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; From the book TOUGH SHIT by  Kevin Smith (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geekscoutcookies.tumblr.com/"&gt;geekscoutcookies&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/28401888359</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/28401888359</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 02:09:28 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I co-hosting a comedy show! We’re hoping to pull this off...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7f0qzSoeN1r3yipbo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I co-hosting a comedy show! We’re hoping to pull this off bi-weekly so yeah, it’s a big deal. The biggest. Big enough to think back one it one day and go “you know, I should’ve put more effort into this”. So go is what I’m saying.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/27558881565</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/27558881565</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 09:06:35 -0700</pubDate><category>endoftheworldshow</category><category>comedy</category><category>standup</category></item><item><title>Things I have done since I last updated my tumblr...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Gone through a break up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Feared my mortality. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Started doing stand up A LOT more frequently.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Played a bunch of shows with my band.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Brainstormed plans for my oldest friend&amp;#8217;s bachelor party.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Freaked out about money.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gotten over my break up. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Traveled to San Francisco.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wrote a bunch of songs with my band.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Smoked weed with awesome strangers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Practiced Irish dancing to an awesome band called Staggerin&amp;#8217; Jack.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kissed a friend on the mouth regretfully but it was awesome at the time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thought about quitting my band.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Met a lot of cool, crazy people.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Began to appreciate my mortality.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Laughed harder than ever.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Promised to update my tumblr more. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/24890837310</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/24890837310</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 09:59:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Look who’s being all relatable. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2av2tmNme1r3yipbo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Look who’s being all relatable. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/20891269393</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/20891269393</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 22:25:41 -0700</pubDate><category>robert sergel</category><category>wall construction</category></item><item><title>Hey guys! I uh, drew this thing you see…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0jz74az5d1rqg62to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey guys! I uh, drew this thing you see…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/18939768589</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/18939768589</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 22:55:09 -0800</pubDate><category>zomoskepsis</category><category>comic</category><category>comix</category></item><item><title>bite-nuker:

“Leap Day William, Leap Day William, bursting from...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00wmdlKsH1qe75s5o1_r3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bite-nuker.tumblr.com/post/18491046886/leap-day-william-leap-day-william-bursting-from"&gt;bite-nuker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Leap Day William, Leap Day William, bursting from the sea! Will he bring his bucket of sweets for mom and pop and me?”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Poke your eye, pull hair, you forgot what clothes to wear!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/18513771219</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/18513771219</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:24:00 -0800</pubDate><category>leap day william</category><category>30 rock</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxihxhe1M31qht4f0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/18512173310</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/18512173310</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 13:59:37 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>huffposttv:


bb parks and rec

OMG.

This just saves me time...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso3_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; adam scott&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; nick offerman&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; aubrey plaza&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso4_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; rashida jones&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso5_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; amy poehler&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso6_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; louis szekely&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso9_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; chris pratt&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso8_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; aziz ansari&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrmy5KXoD1r5opsso7_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; rob lowe&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://huffposttv.tumblr.com/post/18079893837/bb-parks-and-rec-omg"&gt;huffposttv&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;bb parks and rec&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OMG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This just saves me time from having to build that shrine.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/18123484014</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/18123484014</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 01:30:40 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>My Suggestions for Star Wars Episode One 3-D</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Usually recycling trash is a good thing. Like using a go-gurt package as a prophylactic. But this time it&amp;#8217;s unforgivable. To a life-long Star Wars nerd, Episode One was about as awesome as a swift kick in the shin. Now, George Lucas wants our hard earned money just so he can kick us in the other shin, even harder, while wearing glasses. Here are a few improvements that could&amp;#8217;ve made this re-release less of an insult.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Digitally remove Jar Jar Binks from any scene he appears in. If a scene doesn&amp;#8217;t work without him, remove it all together.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Have Portman pick a hairstyle and stick with it. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Give Darth Maul more lines.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Give Anakin no lines. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Change all other lines. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Actually, just have Liam Neeson do his monologue from Taken.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Replace all podracing scenes with chase scenes from Smokey and the Bandit. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Keep Yoda as a puppet.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Turn Mace Windu into a puppet. (See: Michael Bibble, The Daily Show)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Have Samuel drop the MF bomb multiple times. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Have Jinn and Kenobi act like 80&amp;#8217;s buddy cops. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Jinn should be too old for this shit(sith?)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Just splice in images from Avatar to make the 3-D actually impressive. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Have a blooper reel and play a Paul Simon song over it. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If all else fails, add another Death Star. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/17725879920</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/17725879920</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:15:00 -0800</pubDate><category>star wars</category><category>episode one</category><category>tips</category><category>suggestions</category><category>3-D</category><category>satire</category><category>humor</category><category>comedy</category><category>reednwrite</category></item><item><title>Dramantic Romedy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;As I type I&amp;#8217;m watching the movie &lt;em&gt;Say Anything&amp;#8230;&lt;/em&gt; starring John Cusack and no one else important. It&amp;#8217;s about a guy who is regarded as a slacker despite his good looks, wit and charm (I mean, he does wear a trenchcoat) who totally courts the shit of the high school valedictorian while her white collar criminal father cockblocks him the whole movie. The characters feel like real people and the drama feels like real drama and all in all it&amp;#8217;s a damn good movie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I ever write a romantic movie, whether it be a romcom or a romdram or a mumblerom or a snuffrom I wouldn&amp;#8217;t know where to start! The average Valentine&amp;#8217;s Day swill that comes out these days is so formulaic that a middle schooler with a head injury could play a game of Madlibs and end up pitching the next Katherne Heigel movie. It&amp;#8217;ll be called &amp;#8220;When Life Gives You Lemons!&amp;#8221; Oh, she&amp;#8217;s so quirky when she falls down!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But that&amp;#8217;s not enough to get the &lt;em&gt;real&lt;/em&gt; suckers in the seats.  To do that you&amp;#8217;ve got to make mediocre romance but with magic or  vampires or mummies(full circle, it&amp;#8217;s coming.) I&amp;#8217;m talking tweens. I&amp;#8217;m  talking about defining a generation. I&amp;#8217;m talking about merchandising  ya&amp;#8217;ll.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A realistic romantic movie for 2012 would be based on two twenty-somethings that meet on OkCupid and their hook ups&lt;em&gt; don&amp;#8217;t &lt;/em&gt;fizzle out in the first month. More drama you say? She can be a breast cancer patient or something else relevant. For laughs, the guy&amp;#8217;s best friend is also his adopted brother who -get this- is a different race and/or sexual preference than he is. &amp;#8220;No he didn&amp;#8217;t!&amp;#8221; he&amp;#8217;ll say topically.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#8217;m going to write a spec script for a sitcom called &lt;em&gt;Missed Connections. &lt;/em&gt;It&amp;#8217;ll be about a guy who makes really vague craigslist personals and just lets it ride. Yeah, that&amp;#8217;s too good of a premise to just let go on a joke. Gotta get to writing that now&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/16079980933</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/16079980933</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:22:40 -0800</pubDate><category>reednwrite</category><category>dramantic</category><category>romedy</category><category>romantic</category><category>comedy</category><category>sayanything</category></item><item><title>braiker:

The Oatmeal nails it.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly08wp91xt1qz8911o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://braiker.tumblr.com/post/16067322091/the-oatmeal-nails-it"&gt;braiker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theoatmeal.com/"&gt;The Oatmeal&lt;/a&gt; nails it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/16078756710</link><guid>http://brodiereed.tumblr.com/post/16078756710</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:00:45 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
